Pensacola Max, having been roused from his sleep at the appointed hour on 2 February, 2011, did NOT see the shadow of his HAT OF PROGNOSTICATION on this wintr’y morn.
THEREFORE, let it be known that Pensacola Max, with his uncanny powers of seasonal knowledge, predicts AN EARLY SPRING to come to these fair parts.
So say us all, the handlers of Pensacola Max.
